The Agent: Write about the difference between red and green.
Me: The colors? Honey, I doubt that any of my readers would be interested in that.
The Agent: They would be interested if you wrote it correctly.
Me: And how would you make the difference between red and green interesting?
The Agent: Red was feeling blue because she was jealous of Green. Green had parents, and Red didn't understand why she didn't have parents.
The Agent: Sure. Green's parents are Yellow and Blue.
The Agent: But it's going to get dramatic, because Red has such a need to feel love that she'll get busy with Green's father, Blue.
|Drawn by BK-- it takes all kinds of colors to make a rainbow|
Me: You have issues.
The Agent: Oh my goodness, what is she going to tell Green when little Purple comes along?
Me: Maybe you should start writing my blog posts.