Top ten reasons why I drink coffee

10. It’s hot and tasty.
9. Taking a coffee break with my girlfriends is a good way to break up the day.
8. The smokers of the office already take twice as many breaks as I do, I need a way to catch up.
7. I enjoy spending The Agent’s money, and $4.35 a day at Starbucks is a step in the right direction.
6. I was up at 3:43 am last night, trying to get BK back to sleep.
5. I have 284 projects at work that are half finished, and if I didn’t have a stimulant in my system, I would never be able to keep track of it all.
4. I like to pretend I’m a grown up.
3. Bailey’s doesn’t taste as good when it’s straight.
2. My teeth aren’t quite yellow enough yet, thank you very much.
1. I quit coffee, soda, and alcohol for a month and only lost 5 pounds. Quite honestly,  I’d rather have the extra 5 pounds.

Confucius say.... person who drinks too many fancy coffee drinks may get brewed awakening on scale.